Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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