Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
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Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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