I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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