i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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