well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
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He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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