I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
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Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
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If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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