i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Randomize
