i was rollin on her like bob the builder
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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