ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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