He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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