so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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