dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
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Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
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Every concussion has its silver lining
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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