So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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