I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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