Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
