spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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