you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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