Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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