The brown eye won't let me do that either.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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