What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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