So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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