Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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