Your tits are I can't wait for
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
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Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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