But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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