And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
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Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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