I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She told me I should be a condom model.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
