I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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