I want to walk on stilts...naked
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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