Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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