i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
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The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
is that a dick in a sweater?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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