i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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