so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
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The cougar kind?
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This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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