She said her name was "party"
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
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PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
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You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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