Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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