is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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