So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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