That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
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There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
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I look excited, but its just a facade.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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