Umm I'm too high to move.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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