Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
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You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
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You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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