So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
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He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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