no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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