NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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