WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
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oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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