You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Please, let me fuck your mom
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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