i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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