...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
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You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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