your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
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