When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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