My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
My dick has a subreddit
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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