just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
wanna go halves on a baby?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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