I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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