im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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