yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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