I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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