i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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